Saturday, October 16, 2010

Making a deal with the Devil...Heidi, Gisele...

I don't think I'm the only one who gets frustrated by seeing celebrities drop 40 pounds of baby weight in a month, gain huge amounts of weight for a movie to then drop it two weeks later.  So I think its time to assume there is some Devil's work happening.

Example #1 Heidi Klum
A German super model who amuses me to no end on Project Runway. It's no doubt Heidi is stunning but let's look at the evidence: 37 years old, mother to four children under the age of 6!!

Before Children
When the Devil took over!
After Baby #4!





Example #2  Gisele Bunchen
A 30 year old Brazilian super model, who last year gave birth to her first child.



Pre-Baby
Tempting the Devil
Months after giving birth.


I think the evidence is there people but let's look at one final example.


Example #3
George Clooney, a 49 year old actor, director, producer, most famous man on earth.












There is not a single unflattering picture of George Clooney online, another sign of the Devil's work.

So don't fret friends when you see these celebrities traipsing about with their perfect bodies, there are forces at hand you don't even want to mess with.

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